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  • louisamangum am9:26 on 2019年2月17日
    标签: , 狮子   

    奔腾的起源 -程序猿段子 

    1丶

    从286,386到486,人们没有看到Intel打出586的旗号,后来询问Intel有关专家才得知,在这种芯片之上运行486100会得到585.827231231231……..的结果。

    2丶

    小弟是一个典型的电脑痴,有颇具幽默,现在便来侃侃小弟的电脑

    幽默。

    小弟爱煞“红警”,一日与同学齐观《天煞-地球反击战》看到外

    星人袭击美军基地时不由脱口而出:“不顶不顶,速卖基地!”大伙俱

    楞,后大笑。

    小弟与一女友约会后,朋友问去何方,曰:“访问一新主页。”问

    印象何如,则曰:“界面友好。”一月后,小弟形单影只,面对朋友一

    脸无奈,苦笑曰:惜感情未格式化.

    小弟在一电脑公司打工老板让我给客户解释一下软驱经常不读盘的

    原因,我对客户说道:“软驱不能读盘,多数为软驱磁头肮脏之故,用

    清洗剂洗一下便可。”一语未完,一客户起身问道:“您推荐使用哪种

    香波?”

    一天,一客户需一个硬盘,并要求安装一些软件,问小弟:“硬盘

    重吗?”小弟想偷懒,且观其为一羊牯,便说:“硬盘数据愈多,则愈

    重。”他信了,便要小弟量力而行。

    小弟有一表弟,亦为一电脑痴,只是行为乖张,颇有“拆白党”之

    作风。一日逛了一天的大街,欲在公交车上找个位子坐回家。然车上座

    位已满,观其中有一小孩,便走将过去,对小孩说:“小朋友,你占了

    我的空间了,我只好把你覆盖了。”推开小孩,自己“覆盖”了。

    小弟多时不见一好友,一日得见,问其斯多日行踪。答曰已婚毕,

    小弟恍然大悟,调侃道:“终与伊联网哉!”好友苦笑说二人终日吵闹。

    小弟幸灾乐祸:“版本不兼容,凑合着的终归要死机。”

    好友与小弟随聊国产软件,好友问我对国产cai软件印象如何;我

    说蜻蜓点水过多,广告千篇一律“从入门到精通”。又问对国产杀毒软

    件印象如何;我说“逻辑锁”使巡警变成整人专家,而之后诸公司的“

    联合声明”则让人领略“猴急与失态”的内涵。最后问对国产游戏软件

    印象如何;小弟愤然而道:“如吾之寝室某床–不讲卫生,臭虫乱蹦。”

    3丶

    白羊座(3/22-4/20)

    ——依赖性强,买回电脑后,极需专人指导操作

    金牛座(4/21-5/20)

    ——由于控制情绪能力强,只会在价格最便宜时才购买电脑

    双子座(5/21-6/21)

    ——很可能会购买双CpU的主板和双VOODOOⅡ

    巨蟹座(6/22-7/22)

    ——绝对是DIY高手,因为有研究钻研精神

    狮子座(7/23-8/22)

    ——时刻追求潮流,不断升级电脑

    处女座(8/23-9/22)

    ——一丝不苟,绝对是WORD97的高手

    天秤座(9/23-10/23)

    ——会选购性能和价格两者平衡的电脑

    天蝎座(10/24-11/22)

    ——惊人的专注力,绝对是编程高手

    射手座(11/23-12/21)

    ——务求所购电脑配置一步到位

    魔羯座(12/22-1/20)

    ——不屈不挠,任何电脑的难题都难不倒

    水瓶座(1/21-2/19)

    ——自由自在的个性,可能因为有更吸引的事物而抛弃电脑

    双鱼座(2/20-3/21)

    ——敏感的艺术触觉,适宜选购最COOL的IMACpOWERG3400

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  • jacklyn35i am10:37 on 2019年2月16日
    标签: 狮子   

    请吃饭和乌兔赛跑等动物寓言冷笑话 

    1、小羊请小狗吃饭,它准备了一桌鲜嫩的青草,结果,小狗勉强吃了两口,就再也吃不下去了。
    过了几天,小狗请小羊吃饭,小狗想:我不能像小羊那样小气,我一定要用最丰盛的宴席来招待它。
    于是,小狗准备了一桌上好的排骨。。。。。。

    2、狮子和老虎之间爆发了一场激烈的冲突,到最后,两败俱伤。
    狮子快要断气时,对老虎说:“如果不是你非要抢我的地盘,我们也不会弄成现在这样。”
    老虎吃惊地说:“明明是你非要抢占我的地盘。。。。。。”

    3、乌龟想和兔子赛跑。兔子不屑,说,你的祖先之所以赢过我们一次,那是钻了空子,你别痴心妄想了。
    乌龟软磨硬缠,可兔子还是不给机会。最后乌龟甩出一打百元大钞说,这是你的出场费!
    兔子顿时眉开眼笑:龟爷,您让我怎么跑我就怎么跑。

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  • pkxhildegard am9:16 on 2019年2月16日
    标签: 狮子   

    非萌即呆的吃货小伙伴 

    1、三岁多的儿子见妈妈买了个温度计挂在墙上,好奇地问:“妈妈,你挂在墙上的东西是什么呀?”
    妈妈回答说:“是温度计,测温度的。”
    儿子问:“妈妈,房子也发烧了吗?”

    2、我告诉宝宝,过几天外婆外公就要来了,问她开心吗?
    宝宝答“开心,外公、外婆来了,我要带他们出去玩。”
    “宝宝真孝顺哦,去哪玩啊?”
    “去动物园看狮子老虎和猴子,到公园玩星球大战、摇摇马、小火车…..”
    “嗯 ,妈妈知道你的孝心了!”

    3、我女儿真是越来越聪明了。 今天在外面吃饭,我端着两块奶油蛋糕往回走,路上不小心掉了一块。
    女儿看到后立刻大叫:爸爸,你那块掉了!

    4、“妈妈,我太累了,我觉得实在撑不下去了。”
    “那就别吃了,都五碗了。”

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  • doreenleung6449 pm3:46 on 2019年2月15日
    标签: 狮子, ,   

    搞笑吃货,吃出境界,吃出笑声 

    1、当初只是亲戚客套的一句“多吃点”,吃货们为此坚持了几十年!

    2、吃货看武侠剧最虐心的镜头:一桌好菜还没吃,就被打翻了。。。

    3、对于吃货来说,这世间最伤怀的五个字,不是“我们分手吧”,也不是“周末要加班”,更不是“本月扣工资”,而是“忌辛辣生冷”。光是念几次,都能潸然落下泪来。

    4、英语作业大家都没写,外教忍不住训话:“我们国家年轻人就不像你们这样,整天好吃懒做的。”
    一吃货同学回了句:“那是因为你们国家东西不好吃。”

    5、和朋友去吃自助餐,我吃的太多,他们经理吓着了,过来问我说“兄弟吃饱了没有?”
    我回“饱是什么意思??”
    2B朋友来了一句:“就是问你牙嚼累了没有???”

    6、男:“你说!究竟我做什么你才肯原谅我?”
    吃货女:“做。。。剁椒鱼头,麻婆豆腐,粉蒸肉,夫妻肺片,糖醋鱼,东坡肘子,香煎鱼边,肉末海参,盐水鸭,葱爆羊肉,锅塌豆腐,红烧海螺,毛血旺,山城辣子鸡,淮扬狮子头。。。最后简单点,再做一个酱猪蹄就好。”

    搞笑吃货,他们的眼里只有吃

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  • rachaelshimp084 pm3:45 on 2019年2月13日
    标签: 狮子   

    澳洲蚂蚱 

    1丶

    有一个美国人到澳洲去访问,这个美国人很高傲,谁也瞧不起。

    一天他来到澳洲的一个农场里参观,当看到农场里养的牛时,说:“这就是你们这里的牛吗?”陪同人员说:“是的”。然后这个美国人说:“这也叫牛?我们美国的狗都比这东西大的多。”

    正当这时这个美国人看到远处有一群袋鼠跳过。然后问陪同人员:“这是什么?”陪同人员立即说:“这是我们澳洲的蚂蚱”

    2丶

    一户人家鼠满为患,特地从外地找来一只号称世界上最厉害的猫。果然,成效显注!!

    随着同伴不断减少,鼠辈们深感不安,它们不断地商量对策,却还是一只只地落入猫囗……

    终于,剩下最后两只老鼠了,老鼠甲对老鼠乙说:“你趁他睡觉时偷溜出去,如果没事再叫我出去……”

    老鼠乙乖乖地出去了,过没多久,洞外传来小小的声音……“没事了,快出来吧!!”

    老鼠甲蹑手蹑脚地跑出去,没想到一踏出洞囗,就被一只大掌抓住,只见那只猫贼贼地说:“现在你知道第二种语言的重要性了吧……”

    3丶

    有一只小白兔快乐地奔跑在森林中,在路上它碰到一只正在卷大麻的长颈鹿,小白兔对长颈鹿说:"长颈鹿长颈鹿,你为什么要做伤害自己的事呢?看看这片森林多么美好,让我们一起在大自然中奔跑吧!"长颈鹿看看大麻烟,看看小白兔,于是把大麻烟向身后一扔,跟着小白兔在森林中奔跑.

    后来它们遇到一只正在准备吸古柯碱的大象,小白兔对大象说:"大象大象,你为什么要做伤害自己的事呢?看看这片森林多么美好,让我们一起在大自然中奔跑吧!"大象看看古柯碱,看看小白兔,于是把古柯碱向身后一扔,跟着小白兔和长颈鹿在森林中奔跑.

    后来它们遇到一只正在准备打海洛因的狮子,小白兔对狮子说:"狮子狮子,你为什么要做伤害自己的事呢?看看这片森林多么美好,让我们一起在大自然中奔跑吧!"狮子看看针筒,看看小白兔,于是把针筒向身后一扔,冲过去把小白兔狠揍了一顿.大象和长颈鹿吓得直发抖:"你为什么要打小白兔呢?它这么好心,关心我们的健康又叫我们接近大自然."狮子生气地说:"这个混蛋兔子,每次嗑了摇头丸就拉着我像白痴一样在森林里乱跑."

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  • noemimts8116204 pm1:33 on 2019年2月13日
    标签: 狮子,   

    一个探险家的真实故事 

    1丶

    一个探险家到非洲冒险,在半路上突然遇到狮子,探险家故作镇定,

    用严厉的眼神狠狠地瞪狮子,想不到狮子好像感到畏惧,不敢再往前进,

    于是他又用更严厉的眼光瞪着狮子,这时候狮子突然跪下来,双手合并,

    探险家觉得很奇怪,但又不晓得要怎么办,也跟着双手合起来跪在地上,

    过了一会儿,狮子抬起头来对探险家说:我是不晓得你在作什么啦,不过我可以告

    诉你……我是在作餐前祷告!

    2丶

    某天傍晚,Cindy下了班回到家,如同往常一样下厨准备晚餐。但是她却发现厨房的水槽排水管好像堵住了,于是她打电话给水电工William,希望他能来帮忙修理。William一口就答应了,他说他会在明天下午过去Cindy家看看。由于是在Cindy的上班时间内,因此Cindy告诉他:“我会把钥匙放在门口的踏脚垫下,你自己进来。我有养一只秋田犬,它很乖,你不用担心。另外,我还养了一只鹦鹉,它是个麻烦的家伙。你进来的时候,不管它跟你说些什。记得!绝对不要和鹦鹉说话。”William听了虽然满腹疑惑,但还是说好。?
    ????第二天下午,William按时到了Cindy的家中,进了门开始修理厨房的水槽。狗儿很乖,没有叫也没有凶他。鹦鹉则不断聒噪地对他话、大叫。刚开始William记得Cindy的嘱咐而没有理它,但鹦鹉还是不断的大叫。过一会儿William终于忍受不住了,他对着鹦鹉大吼:“Shutup!你这只大笨鸟!”鹦鹉愣了一下,William还以为自己的大吼有了一些效果。接着,只听见鹦鹉模仿Cindy的声音说:“Doggy!去咬他!”然后就只听到厨房传来一阵的惨叫声。

    3丶

    一天一位美少妇和老公去公园玩。 少妇的老公在湖边钓鱼,少妇在树下看书。 钓了一个多小时她老公屎急上厕所去了。

    这时来了一个管理员,管理员指着湖边有钓鱼杆,对少妇说:“这里不许钓鱼,不知道吗?我要没收你所有的钓鱼工具。”

    “我没有钓鱼呀,你没见我在看书吗?”

    “可是你有钓鱼有整套工具呀。”

    “那我要告你强奸我。”

    “光天化日之下,谁强奸你了?”

    “可是你有强奸女人的整套工具呀。”

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  • lawerencebleau am11:32 on 2019年2月13日
    标签: 狮子   

    搞笑段子:姐姐:“你知道樱桃小丸子的姐姐叫什么?” 

      1、搞笑段子:姐姐:“你知道樱桃小丸子的姐姐叫什么?”弟弟:“不知道。”姐姐:“提示一下,比小丸子大一些哦。”弟弟:“哦,红烧狮子头?”标准的吃货弟弟……

      2、搞笑段子:儿子进家门目光斜视,老子顿时就火了:臭小子,你竟然这样对你老子?儿子:怎么啦?老子:我可是你老子,你竟然用这样的目光看我?儿子:鄙视你怎么了?老子:尼玛,要不是你妈让我跪着,老子早就抽你了……

      3、搞笑段子:当年我姐大三时失恋,哭个不停,好多人劝都劝不好。这时班里最笨嘴拙舌的男生凑到姐姐身边,对她说:这个吧,我挺想安抚你的,但我不太会说,我安抚别人基本停留在多喝热水的阶段………然后我姐噗嗤一声就笑了,对他说:那你给我倒杯热水吧。现在俩人的孩子都十岁了,真是太神奇了!

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  • pkxhildegard pm12:48 on 2019年2月8日
    标签: , 狮子   

    大学考试考的不是智商 

    1丶

    大学考试考的不是智商,考的是人类生理极限和情商

    外加情报搜集能力,套词套话能力,自学能力

    速背速记能力,背到假重点时的心理承受能力

    考场上的侦查与反侦查能力

    以及印那一堆跟考试不知道有无关系的东西的财力

    所以大学期末考试是高水平的,能真正反映学生的综合素质的

    2丶

    冠军(双子座130);亚军(射手座125);季军(天蝎座120);第四名(金牛座110);第五名(处女座105);第六名(摩羯座102);第七名(水瓶座102);第八名(狮子座100);第九名(天秤座95);第十名(巨蟹座90);第十一名(白羊座80);第十二名(双鱼座75)。

    3丶

    家有四岁小妹妹一枚,一天发现柜子上的感冒药没了,把妹妹叫过来想问问她:

    我:“你拿我的药了?”

    妹妹:“我真的没拿。”

    我:“拿了几盒?”

    妹妹:“两盒。”

    我:“你扔掉了?”

    妹妹:“没有扔。”

    我:“扔哪了?”

    妹妹:“厕所垃圾桶。”

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  • pkxhildegard am9:54 on 2019年2月8日
    标签: , 狮子   

    不可否认,污人的智商都蛮高的 

    1、保证让您干爽这句话是___的广告词?
    A 纸尿裤
    B 卫生巾
    C TT

    2、具说这是最简短最污的对话
    男:“哦”
    女:“否”

    3、有很多人问大师:世界上最美的女人在哪。
    大师不语,以手指头。
    小刘明白了:原来世界上最美的女人在梦里。
    小赵明白了:原来最美的女人只存在于脑海间。
    小李明白了:只要我认为她美,她就是最美的。
    小孙明白了,然后把大师上了。
    最后一个把大师的脑袋劈开,然后骂道:这脑子里根本没女人好不好。

    4、“你快来吧,我想了”和 “你快来吧,我想你了”,这两句话只差一个“你”字,但前者是色急难忍,后者就是深情款款,虽然终究TM是一回事儿。

    5、我给男友讲狮子座的由来,就是古人看那几颗星星的形状像狮子。
    男友:“这么说古人真厉害,居然连是处女都看的出来。。。”

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  • byronfalkiner pm6:14 on 2019年2月7日
    标签: 狮子,   

    笔与纸张的对话 

    1丶

    笔在书桌上遇到了纸张,笔说:“我一辈子的心血都洒在你的身上,最后口袋空空被抛出文房四宝行列,我是为你而死的。”

    纸说:“你在我身上造了什么孽,摸黑了清白的我,那些书呆子翻来复去查我,害得我展转难眠,你看我是不是瘦削了。”

    2丶

    老虎和狮子聊天这个时候狐狸经过看到老虎和狮子情绪低落就问:

    两位大哥都兽王之王为何闷闷不乐?

    老虎就回答我郁闷啊,我家有个母老虎。

    狮子就抢答我家有个河东师。

    跟着老虎和狮子报头疼哭。

    突然狐狸也哭了。

    老虎和狮子就问老兄你哭啥?

    狐狸答我家有个狐狸精!

    3丶

    这天主人把用完了的香水和杀虫水火柴丢进了垃圾袋。

    两瓶水就开始互说自己的本事一比高下。

    香水:想当年我主人用我一喷,迷死了多少男人。

    杀虫水:那是不是把所有人都迷死了?

    香水:不是。

    杀虫水:那你没我厉害,起码我一出动全世界的昆虫都死在我手上。

    垃圾袋:你两再厉害还不是归我管了算个屁。

    火柴:呸都别吵了等下到了垃圾场我送你们去投胎,你们都是我的陪葬品。

    人生就这样一物降一物,别要老做第一去欺压别人。因为比你厉害的还有火柴。

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